If only....

...I had a pellet gun. The world would be so sorry they invented pellet guns.

I'll be shooting all the annoying people, useless people, irritating people, people who talk in cinemas, people who throw litter everywhere, people who smoke, and the list goes on. These people will never know what hit them. heh heh heh

You might have noticed I've been talking about people a lot. Funny thing is, all this is not happening to me, but people around me. People are SCARED of ME! They don't dare ask of anything from me. Heheh. I'm da man! Which is good, and saves me a lot of trouble. Yippie!

Tip of the day: YOu don't need too many friends. The bad ones suck up your good chi. Not good.

Testing...testing...

Adoi...tomorrow got materials test...see the book until sien aledi...dahla so hot...can bake myself here!! Aarrrgghhh....but luckily the lecturer said whatever's coming out now won't be in the finals...so kurang stuff to baca later...which means...this test is gonna be hard! Uwahhhh...

p.s. today i half slept and half read the notes...and half baked in the heat...
p.s.s i got to eat KFC today!! woohoo!! pokai d...

The sound of music??

Typed this yesterday but the server was down....

People are going mad. Yeah. But first, let me explain. Sarah has been on a "You annoy me, so buzz off" streak. Heheh...she's been sounding off people who have been annoying her. Finally, she listens to me and does it! hahahaah I got shocked too initially (you would too if you realy know her), because i never thought she would actually do that (i think the people she sounded are also shocked). So imagine my surprise when we were going to class on Tuesday morning, and she was smiling from ear to ear...and as she always tells me, she's not a morning kind of person! So I approach her slowly, waiting for some kind of surprise attack (heheh) and then she tells me she sounded dis fella, dat fella, n dunno who else. Mainly because she was in a bad mood and these ppl were annoying her, but usually she'll just layan them (and i'll be like...Sarah!! Just sound them!!) and later complain to me. Sedih rite. Aih. But now, she did it! Welcome to the "say what you mean and mean what you say" club! now she glares at people who have been annoying her, and they're scared now (usually she'll be smiling to everyone (like miss world pulak!) And these people know that most of the time I'm with her, and they might think that I influenced her or something, and that would give me bad rep. Not enough la I don't know that many people, and ppl aledi have the preconcieved notion that I'm scary, or super garang, and so on...who knows, i might be making enemies now! :O I dunnolar why i kenal people that senang kena buli. hahahaha...then I have to tell them "Don't let ppl bully u and take u for granted laaa" (which falls under the advising category...see previous post) hmmm....it took one year for her to finally sound them off...hope she doesn't suddenly sound me when she runs out of ppl to sound...hahaha :P Seriously, people are going mad. Lecturers, students, classmates...they're starting to go psycho. I wonder why. Is it because they grew up in an environment where it's ok to suddenly give you the cold shoulder? or start ranting about how pathetic they are when you tell the truth about them(jokingly/sarcasticly)? or be EXTREMELY nice to you when they want something? I mean...come on, man! Everything you listen, you have to take it with a pinch of salt. You can't just believe everything. (LIke someone I know, who is SO gullible, you can tell her anything that doesn't even make sense and she'll be like "Really ah??") Sigh. But I guess that's life, and that's why I'm here (wahahaha boleh percaya ke?) Basically, people are divided into 4 categories (my opinion):

a) Genuinely nice people. (Perfecto) They like you because you are good company, or because you have many things in common.
b) People who want something from you. (Parasites) They will be nice to you for about a week before they ask for something from you. In extreme cases, they'll be SUPER nice just before they ask for help.
c) People who you only say hi and bye. (i call them the hyebyes) Basically want nothing from you, but it's nice to suddenly say hi and bye, to show that they actually KNOW other people besides their respective group of friends.
d) People who live to annoy you. (Idiots/dumbasses) These people don't have anything else to do, so they disturb you. Ask you redundant questions, torture you with their boring stories and so on. These people don't have a clue how tortured you feel. So just sound them off.

I actually like to analyze people, and there are instances where when I see a person, I can immediately know the person's character (No, don't be scared! if you're reading this blog then you're IN the cicle of trust...heheh). But of course, I get to know the person first before i jump to conclusions, because sometimes i could be wrong. If you're interested, you should read Agatha Christie's books, mainly those with Miss Marple in it, where when she solves cases, she mainly sees the people's character and from there, draw conclusions. It's really interesting to read how she does it, and it's actually true. If you really know somebody's character, they're actually predictable. Amazing, huh!

At the end of the day, all I feel like doing is One day, I shall write a book, and we'll see what happens. =)

p.s.If i somehow incriminated/insulted anybody here sorry lah, but that's the truth...

Advice, anyone?

I can't imagine this, but people actually ask me for advice. For example: (please ignore the bad grammar and occasional laughing)

A: hahahahaha u konw since X and i same class she like asking me how im going to go back during raya and all
A: hahahahahahaha man can u picture what my life would be now
Me:fuiyoooo.....got geng aledi
A: hahahahaahah so funny phoebe
Me:heheh
A :hahahahahahahaha dunolah u think my life would be okay hah and u think i really ought to hang out with her hah coz im really desperate though
Me: its your choice lar...
A: hmm well wna hear ur opinion also lah
Me: hmmmmm...dunnola...
Me: i guess if u can tahan her bragging then ok loh...but just be careful lah ok
A: hmm influence leh....u think wouyld she influence me
Me: i don't think so....but i dunnola
A: hahahahahahahahaha ic
A: nah lah but yeah as u say if i friend her have to tahan her bragging lah...that day she was bragging how she talk to ameera and how ameera wanan go clubbing wiht her
Me: hah she think so great ah...ish ish
A: yeah loh always like to brag whats her prob hah but yeah loh she's hot lah know how to carry herself and wear makeup and all
Me:so u jealous ah
A: hmm kinda lah a lil hahahahahaahahahaha y hah
Me:haiyooo.....noneed to be jealous laaa.....buang masa je
A: hahahahahahahaha but at times really get annoy lah wiht her bragging sigh y must she brag
A: then she was like oh that day my-ex sms me but i never layan
Me: just smile and wave la..hahahhaha....or turn off ur brain....hahahaha [notice the uselessness of this information]
A: wave hahahahahaha u think i go mad liao hah....hahahahahahaha
Me: i think soon u will be la...
A: hahahahahahahahaha but seriously lah i dont know why she brags... dunno if she only does it to me or with others also
A: hmm whta u think hah
Me: i think more 2 u...
A: y hah
Me: because....she knows u sure jealous wan
A: hmm true also....oh well i need her woh so have to tahan loh....sigh...how sad of me hah
Me: do u really need her? confirm same class ar
A: well i mean on the orientation day i no friend there woh so have to loh and until i make some friends i need her woh
Me: same class hah i think should be lah im sure at least 1-2 classes woudl be the same woh
Me: ooooo....kesian dia....ahahahah
A: what kesian dia...dei u suppose to pity me lah not her....aiks tukar side pula
Me: i mean kesian u lar bodoh
A: u said kesian dia
Me:u tak faham ke....kesian dia, the dia refers to u la dumbass
A: oh ....hahahahahahahahaha ouch sedap mulut call me dumbass....hahahahahahahahahaha sorry lah i sp
A: sigh dunnolah dad not that keen on me friending X though
Me: then don't la...make new friends lah
A: but then i desperate woh....desperate times called for desperate messures
Me: blah blah blah....hahahahah
A: hahahahahaha y u high is it go bully me...pass ur sleeping time is it
Me: i don't need to be high to bully u laa....hahahah
A: hahahahaha long time liao u never bully me
Me: that's true....hahahaha
A: hahahahahahaha y hah the change
Me: insaf liao hah
A: after u konw what a good friend i am....hahahaha
Me: no la....l'm mean to other people now
Me: hehehehehe

Ok, ok ...so the last part doesn't make sense....the jist of the story is, people ask me for advice! Opinions! And I don't think I give the best advice in the world, but if people keep coming back to me, there must be something in my advise that keeps them flocking to me....as if...i'm some wise old man or something.....ahahaha ok im crapping, yet again. Based on the above conversation, will you ever come to me for advise? (10 marks) ahahahahahaha anyway, to those who really know me, they'll understand the most. Maybe after I get my degree I'll study human behavior...

I think I'll go and dial 1-800-GETALIFE....

1-800-GETALIFE

That's the number Alex told me to call...i guess i REALLY need a life....besides some weekends when I actually GO OUT and LEPAK and SPEND ALL my MONEY, I have no life...supposed to go out n play pool and bowling, but too tired so ended up SLEEPING...like a PIG...but then it was hot...so i didn't really sleep that long...

Anyway I kinda gave up on calculus....all the deriving and integrating is madness!! Adoi...got quiz samo next week...finish lar....dahla so malas now...i think i better do something...like c prog? since i don't feel like writing..:P

Here's a summary of what happened did this week:
Ate most often: Tuna and bread and cheese slices...-yum!
Sighed most often: Doing manual drawing and AUTOCAD...backache lah!..-booo
Longest sleep hours: 9 - whoah! I slept early....yeeha!
Laziest during: Calculus lectures and Malaysian Studies...-what's going on??
Got tortured by: Agnes...online and physically..haha kidding! -wat to do...housemate mah!
Disturbed by: Ridzman....dat fella...online oso can buat lawak bodoh...hahaha
Frust when: I soaked my clothes and the dye ran off my red shirt and my white tee looks pinkish :(
Enjoyed: Lunch with Sarah's dad today
Contented: Calculus marks were okay

That's all I can think of right now...i think i better do some c prog! =)

So remember....if you feel like you need a life, dial that number. I can't guarantee anything, because i haven't tried...but if you have and it works, please share with us so that we can spread the news. Disclaimer: If the results are not as expected, do not blame me. Blame Alex. Alternatively, call Alex. Want his number? Ask. Muahahahaha

Sometimes I wonder...

...why we fold our blankets....we're going to use it again...
...why we work so hard when in the end it doesn't matter at all...
...why some people are so irritating...
...why i prefer vanilla to chocolate...
...why im such a lazy person...when it comes to certain things...
...why im asking these questions...

hahaha I guess i've gone crazy! Anyway i really had a great time at Techflow camp this year...especially the beach part...we played sand balls and hit each other with it...it was crazy! I guess i like this camp because i don't have to make new friends, because we all know each other...hahaha...i know..i know...i have really bad social skills...people are actually afrait of me, because they think im this really scary person! But one day..they will see that im actually kinda crazy...especially when im with my good friends!

Still tired from camp, haven't finished assignments and feeling like the laziest pig on earth....hahahaha....no surprise...:P

aik...keyboard very dusty lah...have to clean the room again....adoii...

Merdeka???

aiyoh...today is independence day..but it felt like any other day...woke up late, then went for lunch with my family, and then got on a bus to come back to kl...surprisingly the bus was quite fast, and reached on time. Met up with Agnes, then we hung out around Times Square and then headed home. Penat giler man!! Have to go n sleep of else i might not go for camp!! hahahaha

Happy Merdeka!!

Holidays!!

Left for home on Friday night itself, after C prog test...Sarah sent us to Pudu and we almost missed the bus...hehehe...so me n agnes got on and then we left for ipoh. arrived in ipoh at 2.30 am and then reached her house at 3am. Phew! That afternoon i took another bus back home...what a day! hehehehe

Just came back from Ipoh (again!) with my family...we went to Kampar to see d new house (investment) and our new Ipoh house (who knows when we're moving!). Hung out in Kinta City, got my Ice Blended Caramel from Coffee bean (woohoo!) and then we came back....super tired today, and i have to catch up on my sleep...having a headache now...i hate wearing my glasses! they make my face itch, besides being heavy...ohh i have to get new disposable contacts!

Tomorrow I'm gonna have to wake up early because I have loads of errands to do, and I have to 'belanja' Jessica for her belated birthday...hehehe...so im gonna send my sis to work (with her manual car, hope i don't crash it!!) and then go around town...hmm...looks like more money will be gone....

Its supposed to be a one week break, but im goin back on wednesday..because im going for camp on Thursday! So I'll be sadly alone in the apartment for one night....hmm...anyway the camp is in PD, so the beach bum (agnes) can enjoy herself at the beach....hahaha...hope can get bus ticket....then i'll be travelling on Merdeka day...oh sedihnyaa....

What Breed of Dog Are You?

Phoebe, you're a German Shepherd !

No bones, about it, you're a loyal, hard-working German Shepherd. Dedicated and always low-maintenance, people flock to you — they know they can count on you to get any job done, and done well.

hmmm...do people really flock to me? not quite sure about that, but you can count on me to do a good job! hehehehe

Shit! I really should catch up on my sleep!!

Kantoi lah.....

Adoi...just finished Calculus test and I'm so sleepy! Been having lack of sleep since Saturday...*sigh* The paper was not too bad...but somehow careless lah...too sleepy i guess....hmmm....dahla the whole weekend i was mainly doing C prog only...hmmm....supposed to be one 'shit' but i put 2 'shits' hahahaha nevermind lah...asalkan pas can aledi...

so tired...feeling like wanna skip 8am class....aaaaarrrrggghhhh!! Nevermind I can always come back from class and sleep! hehehehehe

Which That '70s Show Character Are You?

Welcome to the basement. Like Eric, you're a welcoming and friendly character people call when they want someone to talk to, some advice, or a comfortable place to hang out. You've got a good heart and a good head on your shoulders. A cool pad wouldn't hurt either.

With your practical nature, you don't get too carried away with pie in the sky ideas or fantastical notions like aliens and UFOs. You've got your feet on the ground and your eye on the future. And your finely tuned funny bone leaves people in stitches. So keep inviting people into your life. You'll be sure to have plenty of uproarious good times. Awesome!

Is it true?? hehehe maybe so....which character are you? check it out!

sigh....

This morning the weather was soo niceee...I wanted to skip materials class because after that i don't have any class till 2pm....but in the end i went....and so we got wet walking in the rain...and my bag was dripping wet...we were on time for class, and there were less than 10 of us at first. After a while people started coming and by the end of the class quite many came despite the rain and awesom time to sleep...hahaa...after that had to teach sarah ome autocad. which i kinda blur oso. but no worries, as this weekend, im not going anywhere, and im going to STUDY!! Got test on monday night and friday night, and who knows there might be pop quizzes... have to do lots of c prog examples daa....

I played the keyboard for Techflow and I played like crap. Maybe next time they won't ask me to play anymore...hahaha hooray!! I dowanna be assistant cg anymore...malas lah....i dunno why this semester i like extremely malas....now the question is "are we going for camp?" Its like a package deal....if agnes goes, sarah n i go. I know....its sad...but sadly....and finally....agnes mom said she can go, so now its up to me and sarah. its by the beach, so finally agnes can fulfill her desire to GO TO THE BEACH!! hahaha

Tomorrow I have drawing test 1. hopefully i have enough time to draw everything. Arrrghhh why am i so lazy?? i feel like spending all my time sleeping! I love my comforter...heheheh

crap we might have a fire drill later...

......

Dear faithful people who read my blog,

In the event that I collapse and do not regain conciousness, please go on with your lives. Im probably the most boring person you've ever met. So don't cry. During my funeral, please remind azfar that he's supposed to bring the rojak buah. I'm not joking. Wait, maybe I am....after all, i'm dead so do whatever you all please. No, wait, the rojak buah must be there...

When distributing my belongings, there's not much that I own, but I hope my sister would be happy when she finds out that she's getting my whole computer and its components, which means she gets my LCD monitor, laser printer and CPU fans with blinking lights. The rest of my stuff you can all decide, and the rest donated to charities. My sad collection of clothes should be thrown away I guess, but not burned, as open burning is probably the cause I'm dead in the first place.

I guess that's all I can say. But before I end, please know that I'm gonna miss you all...all the crazy things we did and all the fun we had. Thank you all for being my friends and being there for me. Love all of you!

Yours truly,
Phoebe a.k.a B

p.s tell daffler that im sorry for being such a lousy pet owner.
p.s.s I'm gonna miss the Ice Blended Caramel Drink from Coffee Bean.
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I'll probably send this to my lawyer (no i don't have a lawyer yet, so i'll start looking...any recomendations?) to be legalized. Sigh. Legalwork.

Darurat!!

The haze was killing us! It was so bad on Thursday (Actually it was bad even BEFORE that) that they finally cancelled classes on thurs evening and on friday. Surprisingly in the same email telling us that class is cancelled, they have already decided on the date of replacement classes, which is next weekend! Arrrghhh....

Anyway we did a last minute thing, and Wei Zhan decided to drive back. Before that she thought just stay in the apartments since sitiawan also the haze teruk...in the end after the darurat announcement by timbalan PM, she decided to go back. Agnes and I already thought we were gonna suffocate in the apartment the whole weekend! Well, the whole journey on the highway the haze got a little better towards Perak. But still can see the smoke...but it wasn't suffocating....haha

The haze is killing my nose...hope I don't die soon....but then die also nevermind la better oso....hahaha ok gtg sleep. Very tired from lepaking in Ipoh...:P

My fair lady....

Yaaawwnnn!! Whoah....today was total madness. First we got up late and couldn't go to church. I know, I feel bad....After that in the afternoon we went for the PC Fair in KLCC. It was madness! Especially since we went by public transport, the faithful LRT. At first it was supposed to be only me and Agnes going, but after I publicized the fact that I'm going on MSN, Alex joined the group, and then later on Megan. Don't you just love the internet?? hahahaha Anyway, before going to the PC fair, we wanted to go makan first. So we were happily chatting on the way and then suddenly BAM! A blue proton wira knocked Megan's car at the side which I was sitting. My head knocked like a coconut on the door window, and then I bounced back and knocked Alex on the head (we were sitting behind and didn't have safety belts). For a moment I was dazed, but thank God we were all ok...so we got down from the car and the stupid driver started to scold Megan! At first we were calm but when he started blaming Megan, we were kinda mad but didn't say anything. Megan explained to him that it wasn't her faule but he wouldn't listen. Then, a malay guy on a bicycle came and he listened to the argument and agreed that it was the proton car driver's fault! Maybe God sent him to help us! In the end the stupid driver started to cover line and decided that the repairs will be done by themselves. Poor Megan...but we thank God that he didn't make a scene or report it to the police...at least his car was damaged worse, his radiator was leaking....hehehe milo tin cars! After that we went ahead and ate at McDonalds. Felt a bit woozy after that, but still excited to go for the PC fair. So after we withdrawed our dough (hehe) we went to the LRT station. IT was't packed, but it was certainly hot. Then we had to change LRTs so we went and changed. At the other LRT, there were loads of people, probably 90% of them wanting to go for the PC fair. The first train came, but there were too many people, so we waited for the next one. While waiting we chatted a lot and I think we were the paling kecoh people there! Then there was a fair bald guy who came and waited in front of the same door as us. He was listening to our conversation (we WERE talking loudly and excitedly), but wasn't that creepy to scare us away. In the LRT I was separated from the gang, and these people had to embarass ourselves IN the LRT by suddenly calling out my name as though I was missing. And that bald guy (he was kinda cool) smiled...and kinda looked at us...man...why do we have to embarass ourselves everytime?? hahahaha Anyway in the LRT we were packed like sardines, and when the train reached KLCC, almost everybody got down! Phew! But the battle was not over yet. At the fair, it was more pushing and squeezing and shoving. But, we were there so we had to go and explore everything. In the end, I got something I wasn't planning on buying there, which is a wired remote, FM tuner and microphone all-in-one. It cost me RM239!! The guy wanted to cheat me, because at first he said RM299, I agreed, but his co-worker said to him "what? its only rm239 right?" and he replied "nevermindlah she wants to buy it" in CHINESE which they thought I did not understand. So before ANOTHER huy wrote the bill, I asked him whether the price can be reduced and he took quite a long time to check the price from a list (he was just acting, I know it!)....after what seemed like forever he finally said "okay RM239". So I said OK. If he said cannot he would be dead meat by now!! hehehehe....that's why you need to know other languages like chinese...=) We all went back happy, Agnes with her 'tahan lasak" punya pen drive and printer, Megan with her mp3 player, and Alex got the stuff that he came to redeem. heh heh...I'd say it was a sucessful outing. On the way back the LRTs were still packed, but we still managed to get in. We were very exhausted, but we still managed to do some kekecohan on the LRT....hahaha

After coming back Alex found out that his hamster died....so he was kinda sad...so Agnes comforted him with the fact that Wakko is in heaven now...I think he felt better....but then again, he can always get another hamster...(sorry, Alex :P)

I hope I didn't bang my head too hard...losing IQ is the last thing I need right now.....

Sleeptime.....