Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Stress??

So much to do, but so little time. These few days been doing assignment after assignment and loads of tutorials. Pening aledi. Then today sick pulak. Adoi...so sad...

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Why??

Daniel is our new malaysian idol. Why?? Who voted for him?? He's nothing like Nita. He can't even pronounce words properly. He kinda changes song lyrics because that. But he still wins. What happened to the average malaysian voter's brains?? Must have been brainwashed or something. But I guess...once you're a fan, you'll stay a fan...no matter what.

Anyway, Nita was totally great. She really owned the stage during the finals. Love her style. Her voice. If I had a recording company I'd hire her rightaway!! hehehe

The press conference after the show was very sad. It was like nobody was really happy. hahahaha. big surprise. Daniel couldn't even answer the questions posed to him properly. How sad. And he's might represent Malaysia. Wasted...

Friday, September 23, 2005

Ask Phoebe

Questions? Problems? Need someone to talk to? Need advice? Come and learn from the one and only, Phoebe!
All you have to do is sign up, and you can train under her for a month, and gain valuable knowledge on how to handle people. Every day for a week, Phoebe will take examples on what happens in your daily life and give you suggestions on what you should and should not do.
Program success rate: 99.9%.
So, what are you waiting for?? Sign up now!
Fees: Pay for Phoebe's lunch every day for a month.

Sorry to say, that won't be happening. Although if i run out of money I might try it. Kinda like training to be a jedi...hehehehe

Seems to me that people are starting their true colours. Or maybe they just changed. And others are getting irritated. And after keeping those irritated feelings to themselves they are starting to shar it with others, and then find out that these people are also irritated with the same people! Although I don't think they jumped for joy when they found out that they have something in common. Maybe we should sart a support group. Therapy maybe? After all, since as students we'll be facing loads of stress with studies (u ask me? I don't usually stress. I only stress when my pc buat hal. hehehe) and then these annoying people come and add to the stress. Adeke patut!!

A friend once told me "Friends are for you to use them". I hope he doesn't mean it though. But in a way, its true. I mean....if you don't gain anything from that person who you call a friend, why be friends?? If the person only insults you, uses you and heck, even blames you for everything, then that is not a friend. So, friends are people you can live with. You don't want a friend who when you see him/her, raises your blood pressure, right? Make sure that person knows how to say THANK YOU!!

Tips on choosing friends:
1) You can share everything with each other (I mean, like what's happening in life)
2) You enjoy each other's company
3) You laugh a lot together
4) You have a lot of things in common and lots to talk about
5) He/she looks good when you take pictures together

Hahahaha just kidding about the last one, but really, you don't want say...when you wanna take a picture with your friend and that friend looks like a blob of hair. Ok ok that's a worst case senario. :P

p.s. Ask Phoebe is like Phoebe Haliwell's column in the paper on the show Charmed..hehe

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

If only....

...I had a pellet gun. The world would be so sorry they invented pellet guns.

I'll be shooting all the annoying people, useless people, irritating people, people who talk in cinemas, people who throw litter everywhere, people who smoke, and the list goes on. These people will never know what hit them. heh heh heh

You might have noticed I've been talking about people a lot. Funny thing is, all this is not happening to me, but people around me. People are SCARED of ME! They don't dare ask of anything from me. Heheh. I'm da man! Which is good, and saves me a lot of trouble. Yippie!

Tip of the day: YOu don't need too many friends. The bad ones suck up your good chi. Not good.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Testing...testing...

Adoi...tomorrow got materials test...see the book until sien aledi...dahla so hot...can bake myself here!! Aarrrgghhh....but luckily the lecturer said whatever's coming out now won't be in the finals...so kurang stuff to baca later...which means...this test is gonna be hard! Uwahhhh...

p.s. today i half slept and half read the notes...and half baked in the heat...
p.s.s i got to eat KFC today!! woohoo!! pokai d...

Friday, September 16, 2005

The sound of music??

Typed this yesterday but the server was down....

People are going mad. Yeah. But first, let me explain. Sarah has been on a "You annoy me, so buzz off" streak. Heheh...she's been sounding off people who have been annoying her. Finally, she listens to me and does it! hahahaah I got shocked too initially (you would too if you realy know her), because i never thought she would actually do that (i think the people she sounded are also shocked). So imagine my surprise when we were going to class on Tuesday morning, and she was smiling from ear to ear...and as she always tells me, she's not a morning kind of person! So I approach her slowly, waiting for some kind of surprise attack (heheh) and then she tells me she sounded dis fella, dat fella, n dunno who else. Mainly because she was in a bad mood and these ppl were annoying her, but usually she'll just layan them (and i'll be like...Sarah!! Just sound them!!) and later complain to me. Sedih rite. Aih. But now, she did it! Welcome to the "say what you mean and mean what you say" club! now she glares at people who have been annoying her, and they're scared now (usually she'll be smiling to everyone (like miss world pulak!) And these people know that most of the time I'm with her, and they might think that I influenced her or something, and that would give me bad rep. Not enough la I don't know that many people, and ppl aledi have the preconcieved notion that I'm scary, or super garang, and so on...who knows, i might be making enemies now! :O I dunnolar why i kenal people that senang kena buli. hahahaha...then I have to tell them "Don't let ppl bully u and take u for granted laaa" (which falls under the advising category...see previous post) hmmm....it took one year for her to finally sound them off...hope she doesn't suddenly sound me when she runs out of ppl to sound...hahaha :P Seriously, people are going mad. Lecturers, students, classmates...they're starting to go psycho. I wonder why. Is it because they grew up in an environment where it's ok to suddenly give you the cold shoulder? or start ranting about how pathetic they are when you tell the truth about them(jokingly/sarcasticly)? or be EXTREMELY nice to you when they want something? I mean...come on, man! Everything you listen, you have to take it with a pinch of salt. You can't just believe everything. (LIke someone I know, who is SO gullible, you can tell her anything that doesn't even make sense and she'll be like "Really ah??") Sigh. But I guess that's life, and that's why I'm here (wahahaha boleh percaya ke?) Basically, people are divided into 4 categories (my opinion):

a) Genuinely nice people. (Perfecto) They like you because you are good company, or because you have many things in common.
b) People who want something from you. (Parasites) They will be nice to you for about a week before they ask for something from you. In extreme cases, they'll be SUPER nice just before they ask for help.
c) People who you only say hi and bye. (i call them the hyebyes) Basically want nothing from you, but it's nice to suddenly say hi and bye, to show that they actually KNOW other people besides their respective group of friends.
d) People who live to annoy you. (Idiots/dumbasses) These people don't have anything else to do, so they disturb you. Ask you redundant questions, torture you with their boring stories and so on. These people don't have a clue how tortured you feel. So just sound them off.

I actually like to analyze people, and there are instances where when I see a person, I can immediately know the person's character (No, don't be scared! if you're reading this blog then you're IN the cicle of trust...heheh). But of course, I get to know the person first before i jump to conclusions, because sometimes i could be wrong. If you're interested, you should read Agatha Christie's books, mainly those with Miss Marple in it, where when she solves cases, she mainly sees the people's character and from there, draw conclusions. It's really interesting to read how she does it, and it's actually true. If you really know somebody's character, they're actually predictable. Amazing, huh!

At the end of the day, all I feel like doing is One day, I shall write a book, and we'll see what happens. =)

p.s.If i somehow incriminated/insulted anybody here sorry lah, but that's the truth...

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Advice, anyone?

I can't imagine this, but people actually ask me for advice. For example: (please ignore the bad grammar and occasional laughing)

A: hahahahaha u konw since X and i same class she like asking me how im going to go back during raya and all
A: hahahahahahaha man can u picture what my life would be now
Me:fuiyoooo.....got geng aledi
A: hahahahaahah so funny phoebe
Me:heheh
A :hahahahahahahaha dunolah u think my life would be okay hah and u think i really ought to hang out with her hah coz im really desperate though
Me: its your choice lar...
A: hmm well wna hear ur opinion also lah
Me: hmmmmm...dunnola...
Me: i guess if u can tahan her bragging then ok loh...but just be careful lah ok
A: hmm influence leh....u think wouyld she influence me
Me: i don't think so....but i dunnola
A: hahahahahahahahaha ic
A: nah lah but yeah as u say if i friend her have to tahan her bragging lah...that day she was bragging how she talk to ameera and how ameera wanan go clubbing wiht her
Me: hah she think so great ah...ish ish
A: yeah loh always like to brag whats her prob hah but yeah loh she's hot lah know how to carry herself and wear makeup and all
Me:so u jealous ah
A: hmm kinda lah a lil hahahahahaahahahaha y hah
Me:haiyooo.....noneed to be jealous laaa.....buang masa je
A: hahahahahahahaha but at times really get annoy lah wiht her bragging sigh y must she brag
A: then she was like oh that day my-ex sms me but i never layan
Me: just smile and wave la..hahahhaha....or turn off ur brain....hahahaha [notice the uselessness of this information]
A: wave hahahahahaha u think i go mad liao hah....hahahahahahaha
Me: i think soon u will be la...
A: hahahahahahahahaha but seriously lah i dont know why she brags... dunno if she only does it to me or with others also
A: hmm whta u think hah
Me: i think more 2 u...
A: y hah
Me: because....she knows u sure jealous wan
A: hmm true also....oh well i need her woh so have to tahan loh....sigh...how sad of me hah
Me: do u really need her? confirm same class ar
A: well i mean on the orientation day i no friend there woh so have to loh and until i make some friends i need her woh
Me: same class hah i think should be lah im sure at least 1-2 classes woudl be the same woh
Me: ooooo....kesian dia....ahahahah
A: what kesian dia...dei u suppose to pity me lah not her....aiks tukar side pula
Me: i mean kesian u lar bodoh
A: u said kesian dia
Me:u tak faham ke....kesian dia, the dia refers to u la dumbass
A: oh ....hahahahahahahahaha ouch sedap mulut call me dumbass....hahahahahahahahahaha sorry lah i sp
A: sigh dunnolah dad not that keen on me friending X though
Me: then don't la...make new friends lah
A: but then i desperate woh....desperate times called for desperate messures
Me: blah blah blah....hahahahah
A: hahahahahaha y u high is it go bully me...pass ur sleeping time is it
Me: i don't need to be high to bully u laa....hahahah
A: hahahahaha long time liao u never bully me
Me: that's true....hahahaha
A: hahahahahahaha y hah the change
Me: insaf liao hah
A: after u konw what a good friend i am....hahahaha
Me: no la....l'm mean to other people now
Me: hehehehehe

Ok, ok ...so the last part doesn't make sense....the jist of the story is, people ask me for advice! Opinions! And I don't think I give the best advice in the world, but if people keep coming back to me, there must be something in my advise that keeps them flocking to me....as if...i'm some wise old man or something.....ahahaha ok im crapping, yet again. Based on the above conversation, will you ever come to me for advise? (10 marks) ahahahahahaha anyway, to those who really know me, they'll understand the most. Maybe after I get my degree I'll study human behavior...

I think I'll go and dial 1-800-GETALIFE....

Friday, September 09, 2005

1-800-GETALIFE

That's the number Alex told me to call...i guess i REALLY need a life....besides some weekends when I actually GO OUT and LEPAK and SPEND ALL my MONEY, I have no life...supposed to go out n play pool and bowling, but too tired so ended up SLEEPING...like a PIG...but then it was hot...so i didn't really sleep that long...

Anyway I kinda gave up on calculus....all the deriving and integrating is madness!! Adoi...got quiz samo next week...finish lar....dahla so malas now...i think i better do something...like c prog? since i don't feel like writing..:P

Here's a summary of what happened did this week:
Ate most often: Tuna and bread and cheese slices...-yum!
Sighed most often: Doing manual drawing and AUTOCAD...backache lah!..-booo
Longest sleep hours: 9 - whoah! I slept early....yeeha!
Laziest during: Calculus lectures and Malaysian Studies...-what's going on??
Got tortured by: Agnes...online and physically..haha kidding! -wat to do...housemate mah!
Disturbed by: Ridzman....dat fella...online oso can buat lawak bodoh...hahaha
Frust when: I soaked my clothes and the dye ran off my red shirt and my white tee looks pinkish :(
Enjoyed: Lunch with Sarah's dad today
Contented: Calculus marks were okay

That's all I can think of right now...i think i better do some c prog! =)

So remember....if you feel like you need a life, dial that number. I can't guarantee anything, because i haven't tried...but if you have and it works, please share with us so that we can spread the news. Disclaimer: If the results are not as expected, do not blame me. Blame Alex. Alternatively, call Alex. Want his number? Ask. Muahahahaha

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Sometimes I wonder...

...why we fold our blankets....we're going to use it again...
...why we work so hard when in the end it doesn't matter at all...
...why some people are so irritating...
...why i prefer vanilla to chocolate...
...why im such a lazy person...when it comes to certain things...
...why im asking these questions...

hahaha I guess i've gone crazy! Anyway i really had a great time at Techflow camp this year...especially the beach part...we played sand balls and hit each other with it...it was crazy! I guess i like this camp because i don't have to make new friends, because we all know each other...hahaha...i know..i know...i have really bad social skills...people are actually afrait of me, because they think im this really scary person! But one day..they will see that im actually kinda crazy...especially when im with my good friends!

Still tired from camp, haven't finished assignments and feeling like the laziest pig on earth....hahahaha....no surprise...:P

aik...keyboard very dusty lah...have to clean the room again....adoii...